So I was just watching the Colts-Steelers game and during one of the commercial breaks I witnessed one of the most disturbing things in my entire life. One of the advertisements featured in the break was the T-Shirt commercial that depicted Michael Jordan talking to some bro on an airplane. While the commercial moved on, I was not thinking about my future t-shirt buying habits; I was fixated on the patch of hair on MJ's face that eerily resembled the facial hair of an infamous 20th century dictator. Michael Jordan starred in a commercial on national TV rocking a HITLER MUSTACHE, the most despicable and embarrassing thing a man can grow on his face. Like MJ, are you serious? Were you looking in the mirror when you were shaving or was this intentional? I am thoroughly mindfucked, get your shit together Michael.
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