The Bird Call Stiff of the Week: The Fucking Jets' Trainer Sal Alosi

Sal Alosi is a lowlife prick.

This one seemed pretty obvious. The man who has the honors of being  the Bird Call's first "Stiff of the Week" is The Fucking Jets' trainer Sal Alosi. We have all seen the video of this scumbag tripping Dolphins gunner Nolan Carrol. This bastard is lucky that he did not give the man a Rodney Harrison knee, and if I was Nolan Carrol, I would kick the shit out of this guy when I got up. Only a member of The Fucking Jets would pull this shit off; Rex Ryan has created a hoodlum culture within the organization that shows little regard for ethics or common fucking sense. Its like Rex is Hitler and Sal is one of his fucking brown coats or SS Troopers. Now I know those asshole Jets fans will rebuttal me with spygate and shit. Filming calls is one thing, but having some lowlife fucking sideline rat influence the game is the epitome of foul play. Not only did his action illegitimately render him as a 12th player on the field, it showed malicious intent. I do not give two fucks if this guy "apologized", his actions were reprehensible and he deserves to be kicked out of the NFL. Congratulations Sal, you are this week's "Stiff of the Week".