The Top 5 Most Annoying things Girls Do When They are Drunk

Drinking with females is a very enjoyable endeavor. However, certain annoying habits emerge out of some girls when they are intoxicated. I am not accusing all girls of committing these obnoxious acts. Rather, I am examining the five most annoying behaviors that are exclusive to shitfaced girls. Furthermore, these actions also annoy girls themselves. Feminists need not to worry, I will be examining the five most annoying things boys do when they are sauced.

5. When girls ask if there face is getting red...constantly
Why do some girls ask this redundant question every time they drink? Like seriously, who cares if your face gets red; increased redness in complexion generally does not detract a female's looks immensely. I mean, you must be very insecure if you are asking if your face is getting red. One message to all girls who are guilty of this, it really does not matter, don't worry about it.

4. When they start randomly following and obsessing over a boy
This one sounds more creepy than it is annoying, but it is pretty obnoxious when a girl just obsesses over one boy when she is mangled. I have not encountered this behavior much, but field reports indicate that it is pretty annoying.

3. When nice girls turn mean
When some girls drink, they instantly become incredibly rude. This is so fucking annoying. Seriously, a little tequila does not give you the right to be a bitch.

2. When girls create drama
Girls can be dramatic people, but certain girls can be very dramatic when they are shattered. Nothing pisses me off more when girls start gossiping profusely when the vodka is poured. Like seriously, girls will literally purposely create drama when they are drunk, creating scenarios that are designed to ignite future gossip.

1. When girls cry about random
No matter how ridiculous the reason is, or if a reason really exists, it is pretty annoying when girls spontaneously start to cry when they are shitty. I do not understand it at all, and they will cry about the stupidest shit too, like a breakup with some loser boyfriend that occurred two years prior or how they are jealous of some girl's looks. Please ladies, when the shots have been administered, try to hold in the tears.